Hi, I'm Juliet! I'm from Sydney but I want to live in New York.

Here's where I post life updates and reblog fun things!

@jraetimms on Twitter is where I share dumb thoughts and stalk comedians

@gl0ckenp0p on Instagram is essentially becoming a clothing diary

gifintcgstumblr.com is where I post gifs from The Chris Gethard Show as well as other posts about those involved. Sometimes I vaguely liveblog the show and for that I apologise.

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You can kinda do it sassy.

You can kinda do it sassy.

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Blocked the tag ‘hannibal’ on Tumblr back when I had vague plans to watch the show (still might!) and wanted to avoid spoilers. Then unblocked it when I realised that, because I mainly follow comedy enthusiasts, 90% of the posts tagged Hannibal were of Hannibal Buress. Also had a similar problem with Game of Thrones when I just blocked ‘GoT’ without it immediately occurring to me that it would then block every post where someone used the word ‘got’ in a caption. I’m pretty bad at the internet.

stars-et-shooting:

The Great Gonzo.

stars-et-shooting:

The Great Gonzo.

peanut

peanut

worb:

sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student

worb:

sabrina the teenage witch hired this balding man to play a high school student

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elkaskelt:

Jeremy Neale - Lone Tiger (Official Music Video)

One of my favourites has a new video out and it is all kinds of awesome. This is always one of the best songs live.

My anxiety over the fact that I’m young and ignorant with a voice that can potentially reach a hell of a lot of people and that I demonstrate this on a daily basis by sending out my silly remarks over various platforms of social media is regularly eclipsed by my LOVE OF THE INTERNET.
I might post something kinda dumb on Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram, Vine, Facebook, whatever that I’ll remember or see later and think “ughh”. But that lasts a second, and ultimately doesn’t really take anything out of anybody else’s day. When I think about the things I get to watch and read on a daily basis, the link that these sites provide to the rest of the world, I’m so glad that I use so many forms of social media. I love that somebody on the other side of the globe can get together with some friends and make a video and I can see it the next day. I see my dad’s cousin’s garden in Holland on Facebook. I listen to Moshe Kasher talk about his childhood on the YMIW podcast. I hear about a guy drinking piss at a New York improv show on Twitter. Sometimes I like just hearing about the weather in other countries. Today I was reading a recipe for Halloween themed pancakes where the author mentioned that her grandparents lived next door to the guy who owned the original Ghostbusters car. How cool is that!
So yeah, the world wide web is pretty rad. Shoutout to everyone on here - those who follow me, those I follow who will never see this. You are all fascinating, funny, friendly people and I love being able to communicate with you all from my lil shoebox apartment on another continent. PEACE N LOVE <3

drujohnston:

Top of the Golden Gate Bridge

Here’s a sketch I wrote for Bellevue’s show last month, starring Noah Forman and myself and directed by Brandon Gulya. 

Oh I saw this live! First and only Maude Night I’ve been to. It was. SO great. Dru and Noah are a dream team.

The Simpsons

—Can I Borrow A Feeling

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The joke where Joe (Gregory Peck) pretends that his hand was bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving was ad-libbed by Peck, and thus Hepburn’s reaction is genuine.

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Evening hangs with my sister at our favourite gelato place in the city, N2 Extreme Gelato! They make their gelato using liquid nitrogen, and it&#8217;s so smooth and crazy good. This is BROKEBACK MOMENT: Heilala vanilla gelato with a chocolate top, honeycomb and a plastic syringe of salted caramel sauce!

Evening hangs with my sister at our favourite gelato place in the city, N2 Extreme Gelato! They make their gelato using liquid nitrogen, and it’s so smooth and crazy good. This is BROKEBACK MOMENT: Heilala vanilla gelato with a chocolate top, honeycomb and a plastic syringe of salted caramel sauce!

My mum told me that the way she found my Tumblr was that after I shared a post to my sister’s Facebook wall she saw the maybe 20-ish notes on it, noticed my URL and thought ‘yeah that sounds like Juliet’.